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How To Socialize Your Puppy
One of the most important things you can do for your new puppy is get him/her used to new situations, people, and other pets. When dogs are younger its easier for them to accept and adapt to different situations. The older they get, the harder it is (though not impossible). Here are some ideas for how to help your cute pup get adjusted to society.

I didn’t even realize this was Channing Tatum until I read the tags. 

meganwest:

omghowgirl:

How To Socialize Your Puppy

One of the most important things you can do for your new puppy is get him/her used to new situations, people, and other pets. When dogs are younger its easier for them to accept and adapt to different situations. The older they get, the harder it is (though not impossible). Here are some ideas for how to help your cute pup get adjusted to society.

I didn’t even realize this was Channing Tatum until I read the tags. 

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strikerhercules:

» Because only Vin Diesel could ever be ridiculously nerdy enough to attend the UK world premiere red carpet for Guardians of the Galaxy wearing a “I am Groot” t-shirt and walking on stilts

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mklutz:

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drunktuesdaze: 

I have been filthily discussing this porn shoot with drunktuesdaze and eeames and I think it’s a masterpiece with this shoot order:

1) peter (I’m so weak to this)
2) twins (at the same time)
3) danny (change of pace)
4) parrish AND CHRIS ARGENT at the same time???
5) boyd (dedicated; ginormous cock)

Also in my head this is werewolves are known but not everyone who fucks stiles is a werewolf, obvi, so some shoots have knotting and some don’t. It’s a very diverse porn.

omg omg omg do the twins do Stiles in the megazord form
i mean. megazord dick.
like maybe they start off doing your standard spit-roast thing, one in the ass one in the mouth
then your normal dp
then WOLFZORD ONE HUGE COCK KNOTTING
(and possibly after the shoot the gay one [i can’t tell the twins apart sue me] slips stiles his number and he’s like ‘my bro’s gay for pay but i’m the real thing, call me, i’ll put gentle music on? :D?’)

YES.  YES.  EXACTLY. No one ever wanted to fully be on my level about all the weird sex stuff that could go down with twinsformers sex.  I’m so into it.  SO INTO IT.

So INTO mklutz LIST.  

CHAPTER 1: PETER - Humiliation, probably.  Slutshaming dirtytalk, making Stiles gag a little, maybe leans back and tells Stiles to ride him, remains cool and collected while Stiles gasps and pants.  

CHAPTER 2: TWINSFORMERS - super weird sex stuff.  I will DIE on the theory that they can feel each other’s pleasure as well as pain, so do me on weird conversation like “Aidan, he’s so tight” “I know, I feel it too” kind of nonsense, CULMINATING in dp, going easy easy in, Stiles a gasping writhing mess between them when they look at each other, smirking, and GAME OVER, IT’S TWINSFORMERS TIME, somehow Stiles goes from being pressed between them to being astride this monster, being stretched out over its crazy double penis girl BYEE.

CHAPTER 3: MOOD MUSIC, SOFT LIGHTING, BIG BED.  Some vague plot, but eventually it’s just the two of them, smiling at each other, kissing messy and touching everywhere.  For some reason, this is the hardest one for Derek to film, because when Stiles is fucked out of his gourd, he can pretend it’s anyone.  He can pretend it’s just another guy, another job, nothing special.  But he can’t pretend away Stiles shoving Danny’s knees apart, grinning up at him saying, “have you been eating your pineapples, danny boy?” and danny brushes the head of his cock over stiles’s lips saying, “better find out,” and it’s burned on the back of derek’s eyelids what stiles sounds like when he’s laughing with a cock in his mouth, how he can smile when he’s getting fingered, the pretty way he can stretch out, spread his legs, ask for it.  

CHAPTER 4: DEPUTY DO ME.  Plot heavy as hell.  The camera starts on Deputy Parrish as he does his normal patrol, ending as it always does, on Makeout Point.  Gossshhhh, Parrish sure does hate clearing all the teens outta there.  BUT WHAT’S THIS?  Why, rolling around on this picnic blanket isn’t teens at all!  Why it’s Daddy Grief Beard and the Sheriff’s son! 

"I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you for some ID," Deputy Bambi Eyes says. 

"Oh sure," Chris "I’ve Seen Some Shit and My Facial Hair Reflects That" Argent says.  "It’s in my back pocket, if you’d like to grab it for me."

BOM CHICKA WOW WOW. 

CHAPTER 5: BAIT BUS.  Erica lures Boyd into the van with sweet promises and sweeter kisses.  She gets him to let her blindfold him, and then sinks to her knees, unzips him and then carefully gives Stiles her place.  HOW WILL BOYD REACT TO THE REVEAL?  No reaction, as it turns out.  Boyd rolls his eyes, and motions for Erica to stop laughing and get over there too.  He fucks them both, jizzes on both their beaming faces, and gets Erica’s number.  Best Baitbus result ever. 

BONUS CHAPTER: EXIT INTERVIEW.   “So,” Derek says, clearing his throat.  ”Five Dickings in Five Days is over.  How do you feel?”

"Honestly," Stiles says, "I thought I was going to be wrecked.  Sore throat, bruised up, sleeping for a week straight in order to recover.  But there was something I wasn’t expecting."

"What’s that?" Derek asks, quiet.  He fidgets with the camera settings, rather than look at Stiles directly.

"There was this camera guy all through it that took care of me.  He made me warm tea, and took me to the showers, and I think he called for new positions a few times just because he could tell I was uncomfortable."

"That’s just called taking care of the talent," Derek says, the tips of his ears turning red.

"Yeah," Stiles says.  "Maybe.  But maybe I’m hoping he’ll let me show him some of my other talents."

SPOILER ALERT: HE DOES

SPOILER ALERT 2: IT’S NOT FILMED.

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saucefactory:

THIS IS WHAT DEPUTY PARRISH LOOKS LIKE WHEN HE’S NAKED. YOU’RE WELCOME.

Reblogging because I think this is relevant, as we now have a name—Jordan—to cry out in ecstasy.

saucefactory:

saucefactory:

THIS IS WHAT DEPUTY PARRISH LOOKS LIKE WHEN HE’S NAKED. YOU’RE WELCOME.

Reblogging because I think this is relevant, as we now have a name—Jordan—to cry out in ecstasy.

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spicyshimmy:

william shatner: have you heard of chris pine? he’s disney princess kirk

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so-british:

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Now. Get down. You can walk back. Give that horse a rest.

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Jordan Parrish in the mid-season trailer.

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brassyanddmoore:

☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

brassyanddmoore:

☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

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phoenixfalls:

Anthony Mackie, photographed by Lucie Hugary.

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shorthairedsif:

every deleted scene from the thor movies is a treasure and should never have ended up on the cutting room floor

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helenish:

It’s looking real good for Crimsonclad’s Greenburg Theory

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fashioninspirasians:

Rise of The Asian Male Supermodel Part 2

1)Dae Na 2)Ryohei Yamada 3)Tony Chung 4)Noma Han 5)Scott Neslage 6)Hao Yun Xiang 7)Krit Mcclean 8)Satoshi Toda

Read about this HERE

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feanorinleatherpants:

reserve:

phig67:

This needs a zillion more notes seriously how hot is this. 

OK: so where’s the fan art version of this with Bucky and Steve, huh? Worked once, why not try again, I always say.
Any takers?

So pretty. So very pretty.

feanorinleatherpants:

reserve:

phig67:

This needs a zillion more notes seriously how hot is this. 

OK: so where’s the fan art version of this with Bucky and Steve, huh? Worked once, why not try again, I always say.

Any takers?

So pretty. So very pretty.

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